Well, Shit.
That moment when you're holding it together with iced coffee and pure spite, and then your arm just... leaves. Skeleton watching his own arm float away with a balloon.
Same.
This is for the Monday when your to-do list to-didn't.
For the 3pm "I'm fine" when you're not.
For anyone who's ever watched something drift away and just went "yeah, that tracks." Dark humor, but make it cute.
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MOST UNHINGED - cult favorite